- Made from 24-karat solid gold – But somehow still as comfy as your regular T-shirts (trust me).
- Weighs 400 grams – Perfect for building muscle while flexing your wealth.
- Mild Dizziness Warning – If worn for over 3 hours, side effects may include slight dizziness, extreme confidence, and unsolicited financial advice.
- Avoid Sunny Days – Unless you want to experience what it feels like to be a rotisserie chicken.
- Do NOT Swim While Wearing – Unless you’re aiming for a historically accurate "Titanic" experience.
- Built-in Aura Generator – Instantly makes you look 300% more majestic. Comes with an invisible crown upgrade.
- Doubles as an Investment – Can be melted down if rent gets too expensive.
- Strength Training Mode – Just wearing it increases your biceps by 2 inches.
- Extreme RIZZ upgrade – Wear with caution; mirrors may start blushing.
- For MP male & female
- ≈4K Polygons
- Model Size: ≈600KB / Texture Size: ≈820KB
- Source Available
Happy first of April
(btw the t-shirt is actually real)